The wasp and the sticky bun

I had an encounter with the local wildlife on the weekend: a wasp stung me on my lip. It was not a particularly nice experience. I blame the cinnamon bun. I had gone to Bandit Bakery to get some bread. Bandit Bakery is the best artisan bakery on the planet and they make the best… Continue reading The wasp and the sticky bun

Bees in the artichoke

Another Sunday of weeding at the plot has come and gone. It's amazing how much the plot changes from winter to summer. This was the plot back in April. Here it is today. The artichoke has started flowering and it's beautiful. I counted 5 bees in the flower head. Something was decimating my kale (deer… Continue reading Bees in the artichoke

Testing capacity in the UK and cruciferous vegetables

The UK seems to be finally catching up to Germany in terms of testing capacity, albeit a couple of months late. I'm not 100% sure why it has taken so long but the government here says it's because we don't or didn't have much of a diagnostics industry in the UK. I think there's some… Continue reading Testing capacity in the UK and cruciferous vegetables

Perennial vegetables

I harvested lots of green leafy veg at the allotment today. I've remembered what the cauliflower-looking plant is. It's a perennial broccoli that I planted last summer called Brassica Oleracea Botrytis Asparagoides.  It should continue producing these cauliflower-type heads for five years as long as I continue to harvest them. It's only just starting fruiting… Continue reading Perennial vegetables

Let the battle begin

We had a nice afternoon at the allotment today planting some tatties and spreading lovely soil from the compost heap over the garden beds. There's something very satisfying about getting your hands stuck into a heap of compost and spreading it around. The kids were initially very bored and complaining until Ben suggested they plant… Continue reading Let the battle begin

Wonky parsnips and the winter solstice

I went to my allotment today having not been there for a few weeks. I picked some leeks and parsnips for Christmas dinner but my leeks are looking a bit wonky. Does anyone know why this happens? It's the first time I've ever grown parsnips so I'm excited even if they look deformed. It was… Continue reading Wonky parsnips and the winter solstice

The weekly yield

This is what I picked from my allotment yesterday. There is more I could have picked but didn't, like kale, swiss chard, spinach, beetroot, and potatoes. The tomatoes are some kind of tiger variety and are meant to look stripy. I'm really happy to get them because a couple of months ago the plants looked… Continue reading The weekly yield

The interminable battle with slugs and weeds

I've been struggling with the slugs at the allotment this year. Most of the seedlings I've planted have completely vanished, presumably eaten by slugs. Last month I applied nematodes to the soil and put out a heap of beer traps. There seem to be fewer slugs now and although I'd like to take the credit… Continue reading The interminable battle with slugs and weeds

A pear tree in a whisky barrel

The local school was selling fruit trees for fund-raising and I bought a pear tree. They were meant to be dwarf/patio varieties which appealed to me because although I have a large garden, it's full of established shrubs and trees already and I don't have space for another large tree. I already have two plum… Continue reading A pear tree in a whisky barrel

Is this a scene from a horror film?

In keeping with my earlier proclamation about not giving a rat's arse about what anyone else thinks, behold the uninhibited Rachel looking like a dork and wearing pyjamas. I ate all that green stuff just after the photo was taken. It's produce from my plot at the allotment which is where I went in the… Continue reading Is this a scene from a horror film?

Inside my greenhouse

It's a lovely drizzly day today. I cycled to Newton Dee thinking I'd have the bike path all to myself but there were lots of people there - dog walkers, cyclists, and joggers. I love it when it's overcast and I don't have to squint. Squinting is annoying because it gives me wrinkles and somehow… Continue reading Inside my greenhouse

We’ve got an allotment!

About a year ago I applied for an allotment and just this week got the call to say there's one available. Allotments are a very British thing. They have been around for hundreds of years, since Anglo-Saxon times, according to The National Allotment Society. In Victorian times they were handed over to poor people as a… Continue reading We’ve got an allotment!

Ice-cream or kale, anyone?

On three separate occasions in the past month, pedestrians have called out to me asking for an ice-cream as I cycle by. Does Harald look like an ice-cream bike? Harald: Pashley Classic No. 33: Oh dear! So much for looking cool and trendy. Pak Choi. What a wonderful vegetable. I've been craving leafy greens recently and so… Continue reading Ice-cream or kale, anyone?