Not a true Australian

Recently one of the dads at school was telling me how he’d played professional rugby as a teenager. He said he got to playΒ against some really great players and then listed off a few names. I could tell by his tone that I was supposed toΒ be impressed by this and that these were people I shouldΒ have heard of and so I pretended to be wowedΒ but I had no idea who he was talking about. Later I relayed the conversation to Ben and because I couldn’t quite remember the names I said the closest namesΒ I could remember: something like Lumos and Kamekaze. Ben roared with laughter. Apparently I should know whoΒ Jonah Lomu and David Campese are. Obviously, I’m not a true Australian.

The wool “slug gone” pellets I tried are useless. This week I started to notice holes in my pak choi.

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Then I saw the tell-tale sign of slime right on top of the wool pellets.

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The cheeky bugger crawled right across the top of them! The other night I decided to wait until dark and then go and investigate with a torch. It was very timely because just as I went into the greenhouse I saw the antenna of a giant blank slug just about to crawl over the side of the raised garden bed. That’s the end of midnight feasting in my greenhouse for that slug. Now I just need someone to stand guard all night long in the greenhouse.


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10 responses to “Not a true Australian”

  1. Dan Johnson Avatar

    You need a hedgehog!

    1. Rachel M Avatar

      I want a hedgehog! (I just mis-typed hedgehog three times. First two times as hedgegod and then third time as hedgedog). So yes, we want a hedgeGOD. how do I get one? We have a hedgehog house in our backyard but no-one has moved in yet.

      1. Dan Johnson Avatar

        No idea. We spotted one in our yard the other day. First time I’ve ever seen one. Apparently they like dog biscuits πŸ˜€

  2. Stef Avatar

    Well, you could always say you’re more of a Rugby XIII kind of person!
    However you’re not excused since you don’t know anything about Lomu and Campese!

    Kamekaze on the other hand… XDXDXD

    1. Rachel M Avatar

      Well, you could always say you’re more of a Rugby XIII kind of person!

      But that would be lying. I’m not a fan of fall sports. I don’t even understand the game or the rules πŸ™‚

      1. Stef Avatar

        One day I’ll teach you how to play touch/tag rugby!

  3. Magma Avatar
    Magma

    Some people swear by copper mesh. I’ve never tested it, but it isn’t something I’d dismiss out of hand either. Even humans with our relatively weak sense of smell can detect minute traces of volatile organometallic compounds… think of the smell of iron or tarnished brass or bronze. It’s not inconceivable that an invertebrate with a moist, very thin skin might be sensitive to potentially toxic compounds.

    1. Rachel M Avatar

      I’ve heard that about copper and I’m trying that now. I’ve put copper tape around a couple of pots and if it does well I’ll get lots more of it.

      1. Magma Avatar
        Magma

        Looks like I was wrong about an important detail… the odours aren’t caused by organometallic compounds but by organic compounds produced by reaction of chemical compounds on the skin with metal.

        http://chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/7916/why-can-we-smell-copper

        http://www.nature.com/news/2006/061023/full/news061023-7.html

      2. Dan Johnson Avatar

        Let me know if it works. We get slugs in our house sometimes 😦 I haven’t figured out where they get in yet, but it seems they can squeeze through the tiniest cracks. Once I figure that out I can either block the entry point or maybe deter them with copper tape.

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