I’ve been planting lots of seeds over the past month or so and they germinate and start to grow. But then something comes along, probably a slug, and demolishes it in one go. They don’t eat the weeds. Oh no. They leave the weeds and eat the thing I want.
I’m not going to be outwitted by a f**king slug, so now I’ve got a mini-greenhouse for my greenhouse and have surrounded it with salt.
I planted these seeds just a few days ago and some have germinated already. So far, so good.
Take that slugs! Rachel – 1. Slugs – 0.
Rachel 
Lol, your are so amazing at writing hilarious posts. Keep them coming!
Thank you! Always happy to entertain 🙂
Best of luck with your battle against the slugs. I hope the score doesn’t change. 🙂
I’ll keep you posted. I have a few more tricks up my sleeve if this fails.
You can outwit some slugs some of the time, but you cannot outwit all slugs all of the time.
You’re probably right 🙂