Can you lick your foot?

Elizabeth has a wart on her foot, probably picked up at the swimming pool. Last night we caught her licking it in the bath. Grossness of licking one’s wart aside, Ben said, “If only we could still lick our feet”. To which I said, “Speak for yourself. I can still lick mine,” and then I gave him a demonstration. Ben thinks that people over 35 who can still lick their feet are freaks.

I thought I’d conduct a poll to see how many people aged 35 and over can lick their feet. If you’re younger than 35, sorry, you can’t participate in this poll. Thank you!