Bossy three-year-olds

A three-year-old is an entertaining beast. Our three-year-old always seems to be ordering us about. Here are some of these orders.

To Daniel:

* Hurry up Daniel or you’ll be late for school!

* Don’t run across the road!


To Daddy:

* Don’t put the orange skins in the compost because the worms don’t like them!

* Don’t walk on the grass or you’ll get muddy shoes!


To Mummy:

* Shut the toilet lid!

(Apparently monsters will jump out of the toilet if you don’t shut the lid).