1. Tents. They *never* go back in the bag. No matter how much you fold and press and squish them in, they never fit back in the bag they came out of. Our tent now occupies two bags.
2. Paint rollers. They are impossible to clean. When washed under the tap, they produce a never-ending stream of paint. There is always more paint. It never stops, no matter how much you wash them.
3. Doona covers. When you wash a doona cover with lots of other things, all the other things always end up inside the doona cover. I couldn’t do that if I tried yet somehow, our washing machine manages it.
What annoys you?
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Conversation with Elizabeth:
Ben: What happens to the bath water when it goes down the drain?
Elizabeth: It does a dort.
For those wondering what “dort” means, it’s the Thai word for fart.
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Daniel’s class had to write a sentence about what they’d like to be when they grow up. Here’s Daniel’s sentence:
Translation: When I grow up I want to be a toy shop man

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