I bought myself a second-hand kilt on Vinted. It’s a bright pink Harris Tweed 21st Century Kilt and has been worn only once by a piper at a breast cancer charity event back in 2011. Elizabeth Hurley was at the event and signed the underside of it.

As with all second-hand clothes I wash them or take them to be dry-cleaned because you don’t know where they’ve been. I went to the dry-cleaners today and I realised there might be an issue with the signature which I didn’t want washed off.
I naively asked them whether they could clean around it. The woman gave me that look you get when you’ve just asked something dumb and she replied that the entire garment goes into a machine. So no. She then asked me why I couldn’t just add a name label to it like you get for children’s clothes at which point I realised she thought this was the name of the person who owns the kilt rather than Liz Hurley’s signature. It was like dumb and dumber trying to have a conversation.
Most people go to the dry-cleaners hoping to have a stain removed. I’m probably the first person who wanted to retain a stain. Apparently there’s a 50% chance dry-cleaning will remove it so I decided not to do it and brought the kilt home uncleaned.
So now I can’t help wondering, did the piper wear the kilt in the traditional way?

Maybe I’ll hang it out in the sun for a few hours.

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